June 2012
cosmothefairy:
you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down
coffeeandvonnegut:
guys, have you ever googled bunnies yawning
May 2012
me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
davidstrider:
youve found my weakness
girly internet dress up games
commanderinqueef:
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
i can’t wait to use this math formula in real life
the avengers?
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
methlabrador:
my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet
splinteryourspine:
splinteryourspine:
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
breaking news
shavingryansprivates:
scientists discover in a recent study that air is that thing we breathe
you can stop asking now
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
adamusprime:
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
